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I gotta say, I’ve been going on dates since the end of June and I’m starting to feel like Maritza may be on to something. Its pretty fucking disappointing out there.

My tits do look good and my ass is booty-awesome because I walk everywhere and work out. But nobody’s touching me or kissing me and the ones that seem interested in doing that are only interested in doing that. They don’t give a shit about me so I say “no thanks” and remain untouched.

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